The sentence “the most fun you can have for 20 bucks” really weirds me out. It makes it seem like this is an escort service, except they only do coffee dates. Are coffee dates really that difficult to get without paying for them? Coffee is like, the least high-pressure thing ever. Except this date I once went on where I ordered a hazelnut latte and he ordered some sort of mint tea and mocked me for my expenseive drink and I just instantly knew there was no need to go on another date, because hazelnut lattes from Bridgehead are delicious.
